Where did EXO-K hyungs come from?
The 6-member boy group EXO-K’s members went to Seoul Seongdong-gu Hawang Shipridong’s Eden I Ville nursery facilities on February 22nd at 3:00pm to do volunteer work.
Was there a time that I’ve looked this carefully to the back of a man that was cleaning…
Ways to piss EXO-K off
call Suho a greasy old man and imitate this GIF in front of him
tell D.O that his eyes are not big enough
ask Sehun to pronounce “Mississippi” and show him LayHan pictures
comment on how tan Kai is
tell Chanyeol his smile makes babies cry
make Baekhyun read KrisYeol fan fictions
EXO-M ver.
SHINee ver.
Ways to piss EXO-M off
ask Kris why his handwriting is so bad in all three languages
play the video of Lay’s Nobody performance
call Luhan “unnie” and comment on how pretty he is
eat
baozifood in front of Xiumin and not share
kidnap the translator noona from Chen
take Tao to a Gucci store and steal his wallet
EXO-K ver.
SHINee ver.
If EXO were Doing Harlem Shake (in SM practice room)
Baekhyun: the one who starts dancing with a minnie mouse headband, and then plays with the lamp switch
Kris: checks himself in the mirror, then nods his head coolly
Suho: stands in front of the air conditioner, then hits his head repeatedly onto the door
Sehun: pushes Suho aside to hog the AC for himself, then flaunts his arms behind Kris
Chen: practices the dance routine, then rubs his body onto the blue sky wallpaper
Chanyeol: eats in the corner by himself, then spins around in his place (because he is creepy like that)
Kai: plays with his psp, then does a worm style dancing on the floor
Luhan: converses with Tao, then joins Sehun while moving his body randomly
Lay: helps Chen out, then points right and left (because Yixing is Yixing)
Tao: nags about things to Luhan, then wushu out everyone with his wooden stick
Xiumin: calmly stares outside, then unexpectedly takes off his shirt and spins it in the air with his shades on at the center of the room
D.O: sprawls on the floor while fanning himself, then sits up while staring at everyone with wide eyes
EXO comforting you after getting dumped!
Suho: "Just move on and be stronger. You are better off without him."
Luhan: "He wasn't kawaii like me anyways. You need someone cuter."
Kris: "Look at me. Now look at him. Now look at me again. See how much better you could do? No, you can't have me. Maybe next time."
Chen: "Here's a joke to make you feel better. You're a beautiful girl."
Lay: "Lie down, close your eyes, and listen to the Unicorn's wise words."
Chanyeol: "DUUUDDDEEE! Why you all sad? You got dumped royally, hahaha! Just let loose, babe! Crack, crack!! YAY! WOOHOO! I'm hot!
Baekhyun: "OMG forget him! Let's go put on eyeliner! Let me teach you so you can look better and not get dumped like a loser next time!"
Sehun: "Let's get drunk on bubble tea together and make you forget why you weren't good enough for him. Oops, I mean, uhhh, LUHAN help!!!!"
Tao: "I will wushu his ass for dumping you! Now, let's go get a Gucci bag."
Xiumin: "Best break up food ever; Baozis. You will feel like a Goddess after you eat them. Trust me. it works for me every time. I'm Male God."
D.O: "Let me cook you a nice meal and you tell D.O what that mean boy did to you. I can handle jerks well. Who do you think owns Kai?"
Kai: "......." *takes shirt off* "You're welcome."
Interesting Facts About Luhan - Part Two
OP was classmates with luhan in junior high and high school. I left original question in italics for some c: for part one see here!
1. Does Luhan dislike it when people call him Lu Lu? And what would he do if a friend likes another team and Manchester United lost to them?
- He doesn’t dislike it, some friends call him that. Zhu (t/n: a friend) even calls him Lu baobei (baby). He gets shy easily, and when he’s shy he’d scratch his head. And if they lose, they lose. Wins and losses are normal.
2. Does Luhan look more like his mom or his dad?
- Bit of both, but more like his mom. His mom is really beautiful. *_*
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Interesting Facts About Luhan
OP was classmates with Luhan through junior high and high school. Pretty reliable, but still take with a grain of salt! For some I left the original question in italics because otherwise it might be hard to understand c: Quite long but really interesting!
1. Did Luhan have a girlfriend before? If so, what was she like?
- In the years we were classmates he didn’t, but if WQY liked him back he would have haha (t/n: WQY is a girl he liked for years but didn’t like him back). After he went to Korea he said he didn’t have one, but I wasn’t there with him to see so I can’t say for sure.
2. Does Luhan get along really well with Zhang Yixing?
- I’ve heard him bring that name up a lot, so probably very good haha
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